Biology tells you you’re 70% water
Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen
Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space
And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.
now this is up there with my favorite nerdy pickup lines
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself